Last week, Daddy and K went to the minor league baseball game. The mascot is a jalapeno named, cleverly enough, Ballapeno. During the fifth inning, children in attendance are invited to run around the infield with Ballapeno. K was all for it. As we stood at the top of the section with the other children, suddenly Kaitlyn started choking me. She was grabbing me so tight I had to pull her away from me before asking "what's wrong?"
As I turned around, Ballapeno walked by us. This is the rest of the story, as told by Miss K.